Wow. I have been thinking about blogging a lot lately and decided to maybe transfer some of my pen and paper thoughts to the world wide web. Man… I have really dropped the ball on this one. So, I am back! Things have changed, and things have stayed the same since the last time I posted. I am still living most of the year in Europe working for Bus2alps, a student travel company, and traveling more than I do really anything else, save for clean myself, eat, love, hate, etc. I have been traveling a lot! That is my point here. Also, I still love Terravision, and can’t help but think of all of my experiences with this company over the past year. Alas, I should move on. Loving Terravision is all fine and good, but will it ever love me back? No…no, no. It will not.
Over the past 10 days, I was on a journey of my own…doing a bit of travel in the good old homeland of America. I spent a few days in Seattle, a few in Vancouver, BC (Sooo I guess I left America after 3 days in Seattle?), and just got home this afternoon from Colorado. Now, Seattle and Colorado were basically places I had heard enough about. I saw them to tell the world I saw them and get their evangelical residents to get off my dick. (Pardon). Seattle was cool. It was beautiful, and the weather was great. I walked most of the city and thoroughly enjoyed the whole homeless vibe going on. It provided a nice contrast to the annoyingly successful and active west coasters that have found their place in the world. It must be nice… Unfortunately some of us still meander about this world aimlessly… making those who aren’t doing the same feel bad about their so-called happiness and stability. Sucks. Anyway, Seattle was cool except you need perfect change to take the public transportation. Shit is weak. I had to walk about 4 and 1/2 minutes in the Washington suburbs to find change, despite being offered half the sum in cash by a nice local who I had ambushed for advice at the bus stop. I survived in the end, but it is a good thing to keep in mind in case you are taking a jaunt to that part of the world. The bus I took downtown was $2.50. Take note cheapos.
In a nutshell, my 3 favorite things about Seattle were:
1.) Homeless characters propositioning guilty middle/upper class for cash.
2.) Waterfront parks- I like sitting in the grass and calling it “sightseeing”
3.) The slight hint of marijuana flowing regally through the air currents of the city. Laws are confusing.
After Seattle, I hopped on a bus to Vancouver, BC… because it is an “AWESOME city,” said a bunch of people who had never been there. I went though. I had to take a taxi to the train station, which seems counterintuitive, because I couldn’t get my shit together until I was down to the wire. When I got there, it was a simple process of “I’d like a ticket for the next bus to Van… Thanks.” And then, I handed over 45 or so USD. 15-20 minutes later, I was on a journey of mythical proportions with 2 elderly foreign people who asked too many questions and had a rental car waiting for them halfway through the drive and some other decently cool seeming chick. 3.5- 4 hours later and an interestingly flirtatious encounter with the border police, I was chilling in Canada… a dream I thought I would never realize after a minor misdemeanor plagued my college years. Whatever dude. They let me in. And they should be celebrating this and loosen their policies in the future as their country is….. crazy expensive. I picked up a pitcher (on a pitcher special night!) of beer for a group of guys celebrating a friends wedding one night…and learned my lesson the hard way. Find some other way to show good vibes. Cash is not the best option in this case. I hear AUS and NZ are more expensive in the end, but I have never been there, SO LAY OFF. Vancouver was cool though. I enjoyed the city, the Canadians, and the 2 Asian ladies that gave me my first bikini wax on special. Luckily, as for public transport, Canadian city workers are simply looking to help and will help idiotic young women from Ohio buy passes for the SkyTrain, which is lovely as anything. It is the SkyTrain in Vancouver right? I think so yes, or some variation anyway. Vancouver proved in the end to have a lot to offer a girl like myself, and I want to share my favorite things in list form, so you might actually read them.
In a nutshell, my 5 favorite things about Vancouver were:
1.) Stanley Park and English Bay- 2 things yes, but I was able to spend the majority of my time doing the same thing in both areas– laying down. I read, I laughed, I cried, and essentually transcended the boundaries of ethereal perception… Granted, I don’t even know what that means, it was real, and it was good.
2.) The homeless were less impressive, but I was glad to see them still showing up and doing their part.
3.) The slight hint of marijuana flowing regally through the air currents of the city. Laws are confusing.
4.) My bikini line cleaned up and free from razor burn.
Last but not least,
5.) The random girl who was my dorm roommate who woke in the middle of the night and pissed for 10 minutes squatting in the middle of the wood floor at the hostel. Thanks for that Goodbye.
As per my last moments in Vancouver, taking in the smell of piss and disgust, I was ready for the next venture, which would be Colorado. Visiting a dear childhood friend and her boyfriend, I was prepared to have normal conversation and not just stare at the wall and lie down for fun. It was nice and helpful to cross Colorado off the list of places I would like to live. I stayed in Boulder and found the town quite cheesy. Chock full of rich people who think they understand everything enough to be activists and arrogant about it, I had my fill of Boulder after 3 minutes driving through the center. I am sure there are some great people there, but I am of a simple mind and will choose to stereotype them all as one instead. I like the idea of it all, but found the town of Nederland way more my jam. Then again, was it? Who was I really? Where would I fit in? Colorado didn’t answer these questions for me, so I will forever judge it for not living up to what I needed. Thanks a lot Colorado. You let me down like everyone else I have ever known. Dramatics aside, I loved seeing my friend and her man friend and seeing their little life. The landscape was beautiful, and there were a healthy portion of good looking men of all ages. So for that, Colorado, I salute and thank you. I will likely return and come to find that you and I can be good friends. That is what I see. Again, here are a few of my favorite things.
In a nutshell, my 3 favorite things about Colorado were:
1.) The homeless… who I suspect were actually just on a weekend getaway from their family’s ranches seeing if they could survive without Whole Foods for 3 whole days!
2.) The slight hint of marijuana flowing regally through the air currents of the city. Laws are confusing.
3.) The one old hippie who I saw hitchhiking that took his hand down in defeated disappointment upon seeing my friend and I driving towards him.
4.)I can’t forget those masculine specimens of all ages living there and avoiding the coffee shops and organic food markets to hunt and handle graciously the coyotes in the wild… I presume at least.
These descriptions on my experiences are based on a disrupted eating and sleep cycle, too much time alone, and not enough going on in my native Ohio where I am currently hanging my hat. These cities/places are all obviously the cat’s meow and can use a bit of snarky literature on them. It is only fair and right. Don’t hate the hater. Hate the hate.